In control of all things money-wise for the Wessex Hash House Harriers.

His role is to select “volunteers” to lay the trails.

Master of ceremonies and director of banter pre-run and post-run circles.

Sells hash Haberdash, whether you want it or not, and regardless if it suits or fits you.

Supplies sawdust to the hares.

Responsible for the dad jokes on the weekly emails.